Citizens For Decent Literature Inc. (Propaganda)

I was feeling kind of bad, since my blog was getting to sexual, so I decided to post something to fix my mistake.
I found the perfect video for that, and I hope you watch it carefully, since it should be also your guide in the future, for a better behaviour and to become a better citizen.
Just to warm you up, this video is for all those that have watched porn ever. So if you did you better watch the video because it may rescue you from becoming a PERVERT!!!!

Overhead! (they are all real conversations!)

This is an actual conversation between some guys in a line and a woman.
(The line was for the new iPhone)

Lady: What are you all waiting for?
26th guy in line for iPhone: The new Harry Potter book.
27th guy in line: Shrek 4.
28th guy in line: Free crack. [Lady walks away.]

This one happened between a dumb girl and the owner of an internet cafe LOL!!!

Chick: Excuse me, how much is it to use the computers?
Clerk: Two-fifty for 15 minutes.
Chick: So, how much is it for an hour?
Clerk: Ten dollars.
Chick: No, it's not!
Clerk: ... Yes, it is.
Chick: No way! It's not! Stop lying!
Clerk: You know what? You can't use the computers. Get out.

Hello Kitty is now part of the Thai Police Force

Thai Police officers will now be punished when doing small infractions, by wearing an armband with the character from Hello Kitty!

Because... well... MACHO Police Officers are offended by their femininity… and God help them if they are wearing such a girly thing!!!

So now the Thai Police Force will have them wearing this arm band if they park in the wrong place, or if they litter the streets… or any other small infraction.

Probably this is going to be effective, but also stupid! It seems as if they were being punished in the old time schools when teachers made kids wear the donkey ears… or what do you think?

Crazy Kid !!

Woooo… WTF??!! Ok here is a video about a kid who goes crazy over a video game… Damn kid, he needs some spanking! I love the part when he gets killed… LOL is he crying? JAHAHAHAHA

Dice Master

This guy has some skills with the dice! Take a look
(Hey if you are expecting something funny this is not it) This guy is really talented , he knows his stuff!

Uncle talks to kid about... stuff (PG 13)

Hey sorry for not posting anything yesterday, but it is quite hard to get some good stuff... I just found this speech a dad gives to his kid about masturbation... SO I guess it is PG 13, If you are younger please do not watch it, first go ask your parents.
Anyway it is really funny... the kid goes right to his room LOL!!!
mmm... this is becoming to sexual!! o_0 I promise next post wont be!

AIR SEX (PG 13)

I just HAVE TO comment on this one... so there is something called AIR GUITAR right? where people act as if they were playing a guitar...(weird...mmm... think again!)
I just found something even weirder! AIR SEX, a new Japanese invention as an "almost" alternative to sex.
Take a look; you may learn some new techniques!! LOL!
The funniest part is that the winner was a guy who never had sex!